Letters from Wade's Inferno
Letters from Wade's Inferno
New Poem: Washing and Drying
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New Poem: Washing and Drying

For anyone who's ever worked in a restaurant kitchen:
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Washing and Drying*

I saw a pyre of food-stained dishes  

 and cutlery,  

soap-greased silverware, wine glasses  

blotched in lipstick marks and leftover  

 claret.  

I put on my damp apron and got to work  

over the sink. Nice work, if you could get it after  

 dark,  

rinsing the detritus of early-bird orders away 

and under fluorescent overhead glare, plates 

piled up by the minute, the sauces and froth 

   sloshing to  

and fro, the last of the beer suds gurgling 

down the drain. The fella I worked for  

   had kept  

this place in business since  

the early nineties; I had to admire him  

   for that 

and the generous tips me, him and the waitresses  

   divvied up in the downstairs bar when our shift  

had finally ended. The stereo above the roster sheet  

   belted “Live and Dangerous”, 

Phil’s wrathful  

   voice, thirty years dead by now, snarling  

 the chorus  

   of ‘Emerald’ long before he collapsed to heart failure 

all through the steamed kitchen. It was the first regular

   job  

I had, scraping food-stains off porcelain under the   

   scalding  

rush of the tap for eight hours ’til quitting time, when  

  I cycled home in the dark through narrow streets,  

against the murderous amber of streetlights  

   and rain-clatter.  

They say work will swallow you clean, body  

   and  

soul, until only the fatigue is real, and the years   

   drift  

at an iron-heeled pace. Know what I mean, like?  

   I’m washed and dried, coffee-fuelled, hauling  

rubbish bags down to the dustbin in the alley, 

   moving slower,   

   the corridor  

weeping with muddied suds and the oven waxing  

   hot as the underworld, hot as the sweat  

 dribbling

off my temple. This is just my life, one in many,   

   prone  

as the candle I light on the table-top ahead

of the dinnertime rush, sublunary,  

  flinching in alarm under the sweep of a pitiless   

  spotlight,  

and with eight hours still to go ’til my shift ends.

*A version of this poem was previously published in 2-Meter Review, edited and anthologised by Beau Williams and Hazel Hogan.

In my early 20s, I worked the night shift as a kitchen porter and commie chef at a restaurant and bistro in Glasthule.

My shift started usually just after lectures at college had finished, and I'd cycle down and spend the 8-9 hours keeping the kitchen good and ready for that evening's round of customers. I got my fair share of beer vouchers out of it, too, at the time, which, when you’re 19/20 years of age, is all that matters, really. I was also reading the poetry of Philip Levine with great enthusiasm, and his influence definitely affected this one.

The place was so small that on a busy night, there would be a maximum of 80-90 customers. It was only me and the head chef manning the kitchen, and, strangely, we got on alright (it was a very far cry from The Bear or Boiling Point). He’d usually have Thin Lizzy and Howlin’ Wolf blasting away on the stereo while we worked, and we’d work for a solid eight hours into the evening, just me and him.

Since then, I’ve had many jobs that proved to be far worse, so it made sense to honour this one with a verse.

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